I enjoy a hearty good Puttanesca myself, but I'm not sure that a child would appreciate the moniker. Beans: What are you saying? Rango: I, er. Rango: Well, you're lucky he didn't plum love Asparagus. Beans: What can I say? My Daddy plum loved Baked Beans. Rango: So, what's your name? Beans: Beans. Rango: No, this is good! Rock-Eye: OH! Here she comes! You better run, mojito! Rango: Wait, what? I thought you said 'Don't move'! Rock-Eye: That was before. I'm a blender! Rock-Eye: Hey, calm down! What are you doing?! Tranquillo! STOP MOVING! Try not to look conspicuous. Rango: No, no, no, it's not too late! I'm blending. Rango: Huh? Blend in? What do you mean? Rock-Eye: Blend in! Rango: Huh? What are you saying? Ahh! Rock-Eye: Too late. Rango: Huh? What? Rock-Eye: Don't move! Rango: Not moving! Rock-Eye: Shhh! Rango: Not moving. Soon.ĭialogue Rango: ”4 score and 7 years ago, our fathers.” Rock-Eye: Don't move. Sinking deeper into the guacamole of his own deception. And so the stranger basks in the adulation of his new friends.Much like the sirens of the ancient times, luring him to his certain demise. And so the stranger seeking companionship finds a woman.Here in the Mojave desert, animals have had millions of years to adapt to the harsh environment.So sit back, relax, and enjoy your low calorie popcorn and assorted confections, while we tell you the strange and bewildering tale of a hero who has yet to enter his own story. We are gathered here today to immortalize in song, the life and untimely death of a great legend.Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed. You and the sheriff are more alike than you think.Our new Sheriff has been playing the hero for so long, he’s actually starting to believe it.The frontier town, the lawman, the gunslinger. One day soon all of this is going to fade into myth. The time of destiny! The time of ddeliverance! It is the time of HYDRATION!!! Rango, would you step forward? The time has come, my friends. A man I think needs a little introduction to you, so bold has been his entry into our fair society. Acolytes, prepare the holy spigot! We have a newcomer amongst us today, my friends. My fellow Dirtonians, I welcome you to our great day of deliverance.You control the water, and you control everything. So desperate to live, they'll follow it anywhere. Without it, there's nothing but dust and decay. Your Pappy and them boys are about to hang for something they didn't do.For as long as it hangs there, we got hope. Pretty soon, we're eating our children, and then dogs and cats will get together to create all sorts of unnatural mutant aberrations! So you want somethin' to believe in, Spoons? Believe in me. Somebody says a cross word, accusations start flying, neighbor turns on neighbor. But without law and order, ruminate on that. You see that sign up there? As long as that sign says 'Sheriff', you can believe that there's law and order in this town.The other side? You mean, just now? That was you crossing the road? That's why the.You know, the womens find me uncomfortably good looking, but you seem remarkably at ease. I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you.OK, everybody, let's take it from the top.

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